I’m back!!!
Did you miss me?
Special thanks to Alice over on Twitter for covering for me the last two days… I had a camp based emergency and had to run off, you know have a few tics removed and shake the cockroaches out of my kecks – all fine now.
Still, I can have a moment to celebrate Pricey popping-off prematurely – WOOHOO!
Are you ready for one of the most gut wrenching trials ever? Be sure to join me here… (and check out the title of this post for a bit of a clue!)
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SHOW STARTS:
Tut tut – Shame on you Joe Public, fancy splitting up Colin and Justin (you ‘orrible lot!). Justin is gutted, if not a little heavy on the waterworks…
We kick the show off with the latest Bushtucker trial and as you know it’s Joe and Kim with their heads on the block…
Ant reveals that the trial is called The Jungle Arms and it involves "drinking things". Joe laughs, "I hope there’s a vodka in it! I enjoy trials but this might be pushing the envelope a bit for me because I’ve never drunk whatever it is they have in those drinks. Kim is going to be my backbone in this; if she’s knocking them down I’ll be knocking them down with her. It’s very important to put on a show and show people at home we are a unit.”
Kim shakes her head at the public at home, “You are very mean, it’s my fourth one – it’s a test of my mettle."
You don’t know the half of it Kim, this could well be the grossest trial ever!
So what’s first?
The first two drinks are brought to the table. Eugh! “This is Castlemaine Four Legs, its pulped cockroaches and mealworms with a couple of live cockroaches as a garnish. Each drink is worth one star" (I’d want ten for drinking that!)
"To win it you have to drink the entire contents of your glass, don’t worry about the live cockroaches." (Gee thanks guys!)
Kim winces, “It doesn’t blow my skirt up, but I’m not passing I wouldn’t give you the pleasure,” as both she and Joe down the drink. Kim and Joe toast each other and it’s down the hatch…
Ant describes the second round and by God it’s worse! “This is a Foreskin and Tonic, its pulped crocodile foreskin, garnished with a crocodile penis stirrer, once again each one is worth one star. You only have to drink the drink." Who thinks up these things?
Kim is disgusted, “In the name of God. It’s vile.” Joe is turning green! "It tastes a bit like washing up liquid."
For round three, Dec says: “In front of you are a couple of Bum and Coke’s that’s pulped kangaroo anus and water. There’s also a kangaroo paw in there if you want to give it a stir. Knock back the lot and that’s one star each. You only have to have the drink, don’t worry about the paw.” It looks horrid and I can only imagine that it tastes far worse, these guys are nails!
The fourth round is Croc-Tail, pulped crocodile tail with a croc tail stirrer. I think Kim may be sick. “The smell is atrocious, it smells like poo, it’s so bad you can die." Joe cracks me up, “it tastes like popcorn to me!"
Eight stars so far… Well done guys!
For the fifth and final round, the celebrities have a choice.
The first drink is Sam-Puka – A pulped Witchetty grub, with a Witchetty grub garnish. The second is an Eye-Ball, a glass of crushed crocs eyes with a croc eye garnish. If they managed to drink both they will win all 10 stars AND camp a chocolate treat.
Kim and Joe agree that it’s worth downing the drinks for the chocolate. They opt for the Sam-Puka but Kim can’t keep it down and it comes straight back up – she’s covered in green goo! Bleugh!
Bless Kim, she’s such a trouper! “I’ve sicked a little bit but not much,” but Ant and Dec refuse to give her the treat. She asks for another go and the boys hand over a fresh glass! Joe pipes up, “My girl will take the other one, don’t look at it first though Kim and don’t make me fall out with you." Needless to say, superwoman Kim Wowsers Woodburn necks the shot in one and it’s nine stars and chocolate for the camp. What a woman!
The camp are overjoyed with the result.
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With a lot of coaxing (and not looking down), the pair make it to camp and are overjoyed.
The camp enjoy a rice meal with added Spam and you would think it was lobster the way they react. Justin smiles, "who would have thought that a lowly can of Spam could make us all feel like this."
Stuart is getting annoyed with Joe’s constant animal rants. Gino was bitten by a tick on the neck and Joe told the camp that people can die from them. "He keeps trying to tell us all this stuff about animals and it’s pi**ing me off. He thinks he knows it all and he doesn’t, he’s freaking everyone out and I don’t want my friends to be scared."
George is talking about his amazing life.
I’ll have a feature on that for you tomorrow…
Sam successfully counted 12 beetles
Gino was spot on with 35 crabs
Jimmy lost out with the yabbies
Sabrina correctly counted 27 sheep’s testicles
Joe guessed 52 eyeballs and there were 55
George couldn’t count all of the worms
… and when Stuart opened up the jar containing crickets they all just jumped off making his task impossible!
From their results they were permitted just three luxury items, so the guys (or should I say Gino) offered the treat to the ladies. Sam got her mascara, Sabrina got her hairbrush and Kim finally got her hair conditioner. It’s all about the little things you know…
After the challenge Gino put his head on Kim’s chest and said, "George I got my pillow back!" Kim gave him a shove, "Get off my bosoms!"
Who will be the bottom three?
I can’t say I’m surprised, they haven’t said boo to a goose the whole time.
Get voting and I’ll see you back here tomorrow to find out who goes!
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They should of had straws, and could only use them – Joe was just downing them fast,
I have to give it to them though, they did well!
Who are these people? I have never heard of any of them. Celebrities?
omg george you shud not goo you and kim are amazin , you really make me laugh xx